You sign up for a new life insurance plan. Flipping through the paperwork, which cause of death is it most important that the plan pays the full benefit?
a. You get into a car accident after you decide you want to know if you can get to work steering the whole way with your knees.
b. Drowning in ham.
c. After years of thinking we were the greatest thing since neondorthals, humans are gradually replaced by either HDHumans or Blue Ray People, once its determined which one will take off and the price comes down.
d. Your stomach explodes because you ate pop rocks and soda.
e. Getting brainwashed into becoming a suicide bomber.
f. Jumping off an airplane. Your parachute has been replaced by four fluffy puppies (lotsa operas). You all die together.
2006-11-28 01:13:31 · 7 answers · asked by judgemartiniz 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
And this belongs in Singles & Dating how ....?
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2006-11-28 01:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 11:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For sure it would be E. "Getting brainwashed into becoming a suicide bomber". Not only would you die but innocent others would also. What a question. You can find everything on here!!lol
2006-11-28 01:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by Shell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF?! How does this relate to anything in Singles and Dating? and dood, ur not very smart r u? i hate it when ppl act like that! Like Death is something ppl actually want to discuss. Maybe sum ppl r sensitive about things like this. Dood! Come on! Get a F***n life!
2006-11-28 01:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your spelling is not very good.
2006-11-28 01:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
d. definitely.
2006-11-28 01:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick
2006-11-28 01:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by sshhmmee2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋