No remote belongs to males; there are passages in the Bible to substantiate that. LOL
2006-11-28 00:40:05
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Lets see, there was a time your wife changed the channels for you. She did that out of love. Next came the kids. They did that because they were young and did what daddy said, and because they love you.
These days?...Dam wife wants to do her own thing, kids want money so they can go hang out and get high with friends. Where is the love man? Someone guy out there was having these issues and said the hell with that. I'll make a remote control!
Folks, I'm just joking here. The remote is an awsome tool for the TV. :) Take care. Sounds like I had to get something off my chest there.
2006-11-28 00:43:27
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answer #2
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answered by Belize69 2
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Because they always are... I mean what guy do you know that dosn't have the remote control on there hands? If I were you I would just snag it away from them until they beg.
2006-11-28 00:43:41
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answer #3
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answered by squeeks 2
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lol. sorry i found that funny its just that my partner is exactly the same. Must be a man thing. I have given up trying to be in charge of the remote.
2006-11-28 00:40:40
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Because they know how to use it. If you speak to the man he turns into your personal voice operated remote control. Use it to your advantage.
2006-11-28 00:45:03
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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It has something to do with the fact that they never really grow up and for security have simply replaced their dummies for the remote!!!
2006-11-28 00:42:26
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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The keyword here is womens terrible choice of television watching. If I leave my wife in a room on her own for an hour I'll inevitably come back to something related to cooking, decorating or womens troubles.
2006-11-28 00:39:59
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answer #7
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answered by Cynical_Si 4
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I would be pleased my partner is useless with a remote i dont think he is a real man!!!
2006-11-28 01:01:00
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answer #8
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answered by sarah_newby86 2
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Keeps us from having to watch endless runs and re-runs of soaps.
2006-11-28 00:39:58
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answer #9
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answered by Eddie 2
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the key word here is "control"
2006-11-28 00:39:11
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answered by Anonymous
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