Simple, because when a men is tricked into marriage by a Chick, she then begins a ritual that is called Vampiric Chick Psychosis. What happens during this ritual is that as the Chick and Men grow older, the Chick begins to suck the life essence of the men thus causing him to die before her.
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2006-11-28 00:28:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
What about the unmarried women who live longer then unmarried men? And statistically speaking married men (and women) live longer then unmarried men...your theory therefore is flawed. But hey stay single, I won’t encourage you to marry.
2006-11-28 05:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Little Nell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that on average, a married man lives 10 years longer than an unmarried man. A married woman, however, lives 7 years shorter than an unmarried woman, so in reality, men suck the life out of woman, not vice verse.
2006-11-28 08:32:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Men die before women because we do more physical work, and are nagged to death by them. They ask for the truth, when you tell them the truth, they never believe you. They laugh whenever they hurt us. If we don't jump as soon as they speak to us...we're lazy. If we can't hear them when they try to talk to us from the other side of the house, with the water running and washers and dryers and TVs in between...we're deaf. The bottom line is, we die sooner just to get the hell away from them! Sheesh!
2006-11-28 10:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by flashpro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm because were smarter we think with our cerebelum not pelvic...lol..no just kidding we think rational and not irrational as men always do and were unpredictable oppose to the opposite predicable routine of b.s when they are stumped on something
2006-11-28 08:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Cnj77060 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I plan on living longer than my husband because then I can finally have some peace and quiet in my golden years rather than get picked on continually 24/7.
2006-11-28 08:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by GirlinNB 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Women live longer cuz they don't risk thier lives like men do.
And they know how to be healthy with nutrician, also they are more likely to buckle up in the car.
2006-11-28 08:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Silly, it's because we are much more intelligent and we are built to last.. Why did God create man first? He had to start off with a rough draft.. lol
2006-11-28 08:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by pussnboots333 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i think that they deserve to live longer then men because they are able to Cary life around in there body for up to 42wks
2006-11-28 08:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by equality 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WE LIVE LONGER THAN MEN BECAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU GUYS ARE ONLY HERE TO HELP US PROCREATE. ONCE THE JOB'S DONE AND YOU GUYS HELP US RAISE THE KIDS, WE NO LONGER NEED YOU. GUYS LIKE YOU DIE BEFORE THE KIDS GROW CUZ', AND LET'S BE HONEST, WHO NEEDS YOU?
2006-11-28 08:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by BABY GIRL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that.I never knew it had a technical name (VCP).One thing that contributes to early death is haveing to work so hard to pay for all her stuff.
2006-11-28 08:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋