A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, Monday
morning.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and they could be evil. Don't mess with them.
2006-11-27 22:49:13 · 11 answers · asked by Nino 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Women ARE clever but that does NOT make them evil...thanks for the 2 points dear!
2006-11-27 22:54:43 · answer #1 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha So right. Men taught all of these bad things.
2006-11-27 22:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
couldnt read it all but the moral of the story is true.
2006-11-27 22:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talking out of experience.....
2006-11-27 22:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by pam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to give the woman the sexy time to their virgin.
2006-11-27 22:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i agree
2006-11-27 22:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I like it!
2006-11-27 23:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by TiaMaria 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.
2006-11-27 22:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by i^am^me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!
that
is
excellent!!!
2006-11-27 22:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.. I am..!
2006-11-27 22:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by yu g 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋