Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on the broomstick!
2006-11-27 22:32:42 · 15 answers · asked by Jellytot 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wouldn't they slide off if they got excited?
2006-11-27 22:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Dude
Here's another
The Parrot
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog, Spike, he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
When the repair man arrives at Mrs Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business. The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly ******* bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
2006-11-28 06:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another thought came to my mind.....may be it is easier to stick the broomstick handle in their......." *****"
a witchy joke.....hahahaha
2006-11-28 07:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great but you should give the best answer points to markhatte.
2006-11-28 07:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good...
Although I thought you were supposed to ask and then wait for an answer... not answer it yourself!
LOL
2006-11-28 06:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Starsailor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Where did u get it? LOL! =D
(That's the best one I've heard all day)ThanQ
2006-11-28 06:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very gd lmao 10/10
2006-11-28 07:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Better than the one about why do women have legs?
Have you ever seen the mess that snails make?
2006-11-28 06:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Same here now i got a horrible picture in my head ^^ :P
2006-11-28 06:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that! horrible image in my head now though :)
2006-11-28 06:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by xoclairexo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋