This guy had a load of fat around him & he wanted it to shed very badly. One day he saw an advertisement about a unique weight lose programme, he immediatly signed for 10 days, 10 pounds losing programme.
Next day morning when he opened the door on knock he found a beautiful girl standing in two pc. bikini with a board hanging in her neck: Catch me & I am all yours! He happily ran behind her for a while caught her & had a wonderful time. This continued for next 10 days & he lost 10 pounds.
He again signed for 20 days, 25 pounds scheme. He found a very beautiful topless girl with same board again, he lost 25 pounds at the end of 20th day.
Now he was a very happy man, this time he decided to sign for 30 days 50 pounds scheme. Next day morning he found a 7ft black wrestler all naked with a huge dick & a board hanging to his neck: I catch you & you are mine!!!
2006-11-27 21:42:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!!! Brilliant! Just brilliant! Oh that got me laughing! I'm gonna send that to my friends now!
2006-11-27 21:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Big surprise for the wrestler if the guy is bisexual!! Great joke anyway!
2006-11-27 22:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by zorro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Where did u get that?
LOL! =D
2006-11-27 22:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run boy run.
2006-11-27 21:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha...I wonder what happens next...
but why he gotta be black?? ha ;)
2006-11-27 22:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. so good. two thumbs up.
2006-11-27 21:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ouch that was brutal!
2006-11-27 21:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........that's a funny one, even though heard several times.
.........lmao
2006-11-27 23:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* thats great!
2006-11-27 22:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋