A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
2006-11-27 21:26:26 · 12 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his b u t t, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh!t that cue ball, he measures everything first.
2006-11-27 21:30:47 · update #1
i don geddit...!
oh... now i get it...
2006-11-27 21:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something lost here ? Oh yea ! The punch line !
**added response**Ohhhh, now I see, That was a good one.
Kinda left me in suspence, Good one though!
2006-11-27 21:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you people really dont get the fact that a que ball would be very uncomfortable to pass, then there is something wrong with you.
2006-11-27 21:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Am I the only one that doesn't get it?
Oh Ok thanx for adding the second part...lol
2006-11-27 21:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today's funniest joke, hope PETA people doesn't sue him. Lots n lots n lots of laugh. ThanQ.
2006-11-27 21:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy monkey indeed! lol
2006-11-27 21:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha. MONKIES!!!! i admire monkies Hilly Bean!! YAY! the place is the monkey????? i like Tarzan, too. And lifeless fish. And donkies. i like donkies. i like mules greater effective. i like me. Yay!
2016-12-10 17:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one I've heard all day! Where did u get it? LOL! =D
2006-11-27 22:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there more to this? It seems incomplete.
Okay, it was worth the wait! I love it!
2006-11-27 21:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOL i got it :D
funny but a little disgusting :S
2006-11-27 21:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by mellow~lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the writer is crazy not the monkey ..i don't its u ..
2006-11-27 21:52:22 · answer #11 · answered by eternity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋