please miss , the little girl said to the teacher , tha teacher said , why do you want some cider , the little girl said , because i'v got a thorn stuck in my finger , and my big sister says , whenever she gets a prick in her hand she has to put it in cider !
2006-11-27 21:25:25 · 11 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D
(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
2006-11-27 22:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One. If I could meet the big sister.
Here's one
The farmer took pity on a young passerby and agreed to hire him for a
day. His first assignment was to paint the barn, which he did --
including the tail of the donkey that poked through knothole in the
barn.
The farmer was furious, but promised to give the boy another
chance. This time he told him to string barbed wire around the farm
land, which he did, but when the rooster wouldn't stay out of the way,
he accidentally nailed him to the fencepost.
The farmer this time was more furious than the last time, but
again promised to give the boy one last chance. This time he told him
to mow the yard, which he did, but the grass was so very high he didn't
see the cat hiding in the grass, and he ran the poor kitty over, hurting
him badly. The farmer got so furious that he called the sheriff.
When the sheriff arrived, he asked the farmer why he wanted be
boy arrested. "Well Officer," the farmer replied, "First he painted my
a+s+s red, then he nailed my c+o+c+k to the fence and, finally, he ran over
my wife's p+u+s+s+y with a lawn mower."
2006-11-28 06:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good & this joke, like cider, matures with age
2006-11-28 05:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-28 07:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I want to meet her big sister then!
2006-11-28 05:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See you got your bottle back, f**k em eh?
2006-11-28 05:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by pokerfacelad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
do you have the sisters address?
2006-11-28 05:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 05:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a while to get that....lol
2006-11-28 09:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa nice one...!
2006-11-28 05:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Adam J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋