3 wishes.....?

Question

A man was walking on the beach and triped over a lamp. He picked it up and dusted it of & poof a genie appeared.The genie said he wil grant the man 3wishes.The man taught hard and for his 1st wish he wished dat everytym he puts his hand in his pockets he pulls out 200rand.The genie said this is extremely difficult but will granted it.For his 2nd wish he wished that he owned his own private island,the genie said that thats almost impossible but being a genie he granted it.4his last wish the man thought for awhile then said my son studies in university and i want a road from my island to the university and only my son and me will be able to use it.The genie stood there shocked n pondered for awile then told the man he is mad & that is impossible 2b done even by a great force such as himself,do u have another wish.The man wished to know how a womens mind works.The genie sat on a rock n went in2 deep thought 4about an hour then stood up & asked the man how many lanes do u want on ur road

Answer 1

That's hilarious! Where did u get that? LOL! =D
(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!

Answer 2

Hey Cool. I heard that before.

Here's another one

Brunette meets Genie
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady
says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Answer 3

Beauuuuutifull!!!

Answer 4

nice one

Answer 5

That was very, very good.

Answer 6

very good

Answer 7

HA-HA.....cute

Answer 8

*laughs* funny and extreamly true!