A grandfather finds an earthworm in his garden. His grandson sees him struggling to get it back in its hole. He ran into the house and comes back with his grandmother's hairspray, sprays the worm and it become hard and stiff and he pushes it back in the hole. "Wow, how do you know that?" asks his grandpa. "Learned at school" he replies. The next day his grandpa gives him 10 bucks. "What for? I just helped putting the soft earthworm in the hole." " I know" said the grandpa with a big smile on his face. "It's from your grandma!"
2006-11-27 20:39:04 · 7 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. but shh... the pharmaceutical company that makes Viagra wouldn't want this little secret out..
2006-11-27 20:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Here's another
Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
2006-11-27 21:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Didn`t know hair spray had so many uses !! And grandpa had better thank his grandson too.
2006-11-27 20:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,
one more on this...
Yesterday's news: An old lady raped while jogging in the park
Today's news: Many old ladies found jogging.
2006-11-27 21:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok zorro very good
2006-11-27 20:41:20 · answer #5 · answered by arqui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-11-27 20:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Zorro not bad at all.
2006-11-27 21:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋