There was a blonde that wanted to lose weight so she talks to her doctor about dieting. The doctor informs her on one diet plan she can try. "For two days I want you to eat what you normally eat, then skip a day. Continue this pattern, and the next time you see me, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
So on her next visit, the doctor suprisingly noticed how slim she looked.
Doctor says, "Wow, you look great! Looks like you shed 20 pounds. Did you have a hard time doing it?
Blonde says, "It wasn't that hard, but that third day is when I would get so weak I felt like dropping dead."
Doctor says, "From starving?"
Blonde replies, "No, from skipping."
2006-11-27 20:05:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It`s good blonds exist to amuse us!!! LOOOOL!
2006-11-27 20:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Heard that joke before but really funny.
Here's Another Two
Blonde in a boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Blonde in a car
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''
''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.
2006-11-28 04:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Any more jokes ? Don't be so wicked to blondes.
Share a non-blonde joke.
2006-11-28 04:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by Toshihiro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! At least she slimmed down.
2006-11-28 04:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde huuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm
2006-11-28 04:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by arqui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder blondes are still beautiful! LOL!
2006-11-28 04:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those poor blondes .........hahahahaha
2006-11-28 04:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 04:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How predictable:-)
2006-11-28 04:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah good one!
2006-11-28 04:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋