Testicle Joke?

Question

A guy is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on and he weakly calls "Nurse" The nurse comes over and the man says "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse rumages around under the sheets comes back up and says "No, they're fine"
The man then takes off his oxygen mask and says "Yes that was very nice nurse, but are my test results back?"

Answer 1

I suppose the natural thing is to say thats a load of balls but that would be beneath me.
Good joke, keep it up as the actress said to the priest.

Answer 2

That one was good. The Nurse is really for a ride. Had he told her to actually take it, she might have taken it (MOUTH).

Here's another one

How did you know?
One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers. They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun". The woman agrees, so they go back to her place. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing her hands and fingernails. She scrubs for a good 10-20 minutes before finally going into the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we tarted." "Oh, that makes sense," says the woman". "You're an anaesthetist, aren't you?" "Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback. "How did you know?" The woman answers, "I didn't feel a thing."

Answer 3

lol A CINDERELLA JOKE!!!!!? Now we all that cinderella wanted to go the ball but her evil stepsisters stopped her.She felt really sad and wept in the garden. Suddenly, the fairy godmother appeared before her and said she will help her to grant her desires but under a few conditions "firstly, u must wear a diaphragm" said the fairy godmother. cinderella hesitated but finally she agreed "secondly u must be home before 2 am or ur diaphgragm will turn into a pumpkin" said the fairy godmother. cinderella refused but the fairy godmother told her about the ball, the food and the handsome princes. So cinderella agreed. So with her beautiful gown and carriage, cinderella went to the ball. She enjoyed herself very much. Meanwhile the fairy godmother waited for her. time passed really fast: 12 am 1 am 2 am 3 am 4 am but cinderella was not back yet Finally, cinderella arrived back at 5 am. The fairy godmother was really angry and shouted " where the hell have u been, ur diapragm should have turn into a pumpkin cinderella replied calmly "well it is taken care of" "by who?" asked the fairy godmother Cinderella: Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater!

Answer 4

I like this one.

A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….

And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!

Answer 5

Funny.

Answer 6

Very good also the jokes from Imtiyaz and Dummy were great.

Answer 7

Ohter than that, I'd say that nurse was really on the ball!

Answer 8

Hehehe. Good 1!!!

Answer 9

I thought he was going to say, "That's the problem, I AM BLACK"

Answer 10

That is so silly I will have to stop laughing any minute now, ta.