house broken? She recently took her pet dog to a training course and was pleased with the results. Now she is wondering if there are also a training course for men pets too? She told me I need to learn how to cook, massage, shop, clean and iron her clothes etc.
2006-11-27 19:25:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well, they say if the male is neutered that has a huge affect on their attitude???? Just kidding. Maybe she just needs to get out the whip and do it the old fashioned way?
2006-11-27 19:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? All you have to do is pick up a cookbook with ingredients;
visit the local steam-cleaners and ask them to train you on ironing (they might show you how)
Massaging is easy, start at the shoulders and work your way down the spine and remove knots gently.
Shopping... ask her to make a list and keep it in your wallet for future reference.
2006-11-28 03:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you take such a course, if there is any, you should have a line around the corner as candidates for your affection
2006-11-28 03:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a pet shop and get a colar and either get a leash here or go to homedepot and get a chain and have her pull it and choke the hell out of you until you do what your told
2006-11-28 03:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Brad B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out San Francisco.. the S&M capitol of the world. I'm sure there is someone to train you there, if she can;t do it herself....
2006-11-28 03:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Switch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the manual to everything you get.... read the cook book.... google.... learn everything you need to know. Good luck. LOL
2006-11-28 03:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come to me, I will house break you and then give you back. Come here Mat?
2006-11-28 03:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but unlike he puppt dog she doent want you to stop licking
2006-11-28 03:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by jac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell her you have had your shots thats all she can expect
2006-11-28 03:26:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea fags are us ....look it up househusband...
2006-11-28 03:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋