Roger, a successful businessman, flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get himself to the airport, he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. he got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. Roger promised to send the driver money from home; he offered his credit card numbers, his driver's license number, his address, etc., but to no avail. the cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"
So Roger was forces to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later, Roger, having worked long and hard to regain his financial status, returned to Las Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride to the airport. Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. Roger thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and hit on a plan.
Roger got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport?" "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?" "What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!" Roger got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same results.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"
The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks." Roger said, "OK." And off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, Roger gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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2006-11-27 19:23:36 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok i know its not a question...just a joke.....LOL
2006-11-27 19:24:05 · update #1
OMG that is sooooo freakin funny. hope you dont mind if i steal it.
2006-11-27 19:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by IM A BITCH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the Guy returns from the Airport, he will not know that a big surprise is awaiting from his other colleagues.
2006-11-28 03:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock on......That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Thank you for a good laugh, I needed that. LOLOLOL
2006-11-28 03:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by hairballdave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was freaking funny... and a little hard on that driver. Lol!
2006-11-28 03:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-11-28 03:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny revenge!!!
2006-11-28 03:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, that's pretty funny.
2006-11-28 03:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 03:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cleaver
2006-11-28 05:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by arqui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hie hie
2006-11-28 03:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by Rika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋