because he got nailed into the boards
2006-11-27 18:53:34 · 5 answers · asked by linda j 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thats funny! but seariously.... if he played, he would show u up.
2006-11-27 18:56:20 · answer #1 · answered by bondservant 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They sort of Frown on Dead people Playing Hockey.Sort of like Lepers playin Hockey..there would be Constant "face off" in the corner,being called By Referees!
2006-11-27 19:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by dave a 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey! I'm Canadian.....we play hockey even after we get slammed into the boards.
Just walk it off....shake it out, suck it up!
Get back in the game!
How come Jesus walked on water?....Because it was winter and the water was frozen.
Jesus was a worthy man....don't slam him into the boards!!
Peace!
2006-11-27 19:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi!hi!hi! You have a lousy joke!!!
He had life after death...meaning...being in spirit form, He can play with you whenever you call Him. If you`re very bad...He`ll give victory to your opponents. If you become good in His eyes... He`ll give you the ball, victory and becoming famous.
Do you want that? Good luck!...Be Blessed!!!
2006-11-27 19:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by ServantOfTheMostHigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You linda J, will BURN in a seething cauldren of poisonous vipers and fire....you are evil...EVIL I say!!!!!
By the way, good joke!
2006-11-27 18:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋