fire brigade joke?

Question

A labotary with lots of advance chemicals was caught on fire. firemen from various districts came and try to put out the fire. but the more water they flush, the fire becomes stronger and stronger. soon it begins to spread to other labotaries. it was so serious, the president announce that which fire dept that can put out the fire will be rewarded with 3 million. soon, after the message was broadcast into the news, an old fire truck rushed out from an old church nearby. the old truck ran through the police barriers and charged straight into the lab. everyone was amazed and shocked !! then they see old geezers jump off from the truck, take their shirts off and start flapping at the fire like mad !! some keep jumping and stomping. but they were old men.

soon the fire was put out, and the president was glad. the president asked 1 of the old geezers, "so what are you going to do with the 3 million?" the old geezer replied,"eh firstly, we have to fix the damn breaks of that truck".

Answer 1

Good thing, the Lorry did not blast. If it had then, none would have put off the fire.

An opposite joke.

A wealthy man had a big garden with lots of flower trees but he was a bit foolish. The servant of the house was ordered to water the plants every day at 3.00.

Once it rained very hard so the servant stayed indoors all day and when 3.00 o'clock arrived the man called his servant and instructed him to water the plants.

Servant: But Sir, Its already Raining.
Man: OK, then take the umbrella and water the plants.

Advantages of not having a GIRLFRIEND or a BOYFRIEND!
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1. Saves time.
2. Can sleep well.
3. Don't have to bother about missed calls.
4. Don't have to worry about how you look.
5. Can eat in any restaurant.
6. No boring SMS in the middle of night.
7. Can talk with all GIRLS & BOYS.
8. There won't be any advice.
9. Can go anywhere with anyone.
10. Don't have to listen to same old crap jokes.


BONUS:

You will live a long life...!

Answer 2

A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….

And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!

Answer 3

lol.. old one but still sounds funny.. eh?

Answer 4

haha

Answer 5

cute

Answer 6

he he

good one

Answer 7

I don't get it.