The pilot looks over with a quizzical look on his face and says, "You're not the flight instructor?"
This little boy go into the grocery store and grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" He replies, "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
He replied, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The boy says "They're for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised. "Your four year old little brother???"
The boy explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"
2006-11-27 18:32:02 · 39 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry friends for the 1st two sentences which do not have any connection to this joke.
2006-11-27 18:42:23 · update #1
whenever i come 2 jokes category i look out 4 ur name yaar ... cose all ur jokes get 10 on 10 ... by d way y u dint post any jokes last week?
2006-11-28 19:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2016-03-28 22:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-03 17:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-11-27 18:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with the flight instructor portion set aside from the rest of the text, it's a funny joke:)
made me laugh, on a scale of 1 - 10, I'll give it an 8
2006-11-27 18:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once when the Prime Minister and his Secretary went to England to meet the Queen. Secretary is a person who gives value to praise and appreciation of good things. When they were taking in milk, the Secretary praised "Thank you Your Majesty, your milk is too sweet". After a while, when he saw the ducks in the pond in Buckinghalm Palace, he praised "Your Majesty, your buttocks are very beautiful!! (Batak is duck in Hindia)
2006-11-27 23:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 & a half out of 10
2006-11-27 19:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jigisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One, Here's another
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the
express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
2006-11-27 19:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
on the rate of 1 to 10, i'll say 5
2006-11-27 18:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good joke dude. u get a 10 on 10 and a thumbs up too.
2006-11-27 22:03:00 · answer #10 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋