There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
2006-11-27 18:29:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. 10/10!
2006-11-27 19:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. That was really funny.
After the poison words, the driver would have felt like hell.
Another One
Doctor and Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come & take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix' em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.....
"Try doing it with the engine running!"
2006-11-28 03:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the best man got the poison.
A very positive little anecdote.
2006-11-28 02:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this joke i like. 10/10
2006-11-28 18:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story, don't be a trouble maker.
2006-11-28 02:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice twist.
2006-11-28 04:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just love your jokes & so to answer. Good one!
2006-11-28 02:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a violation for saying "ha ha, good one." to a joke last week.
How are you supposed to respond???
anyway, ha ha good one!
2006-11-28 03:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, sounds like suicidal depression to me!
2006-11-28 02:33:04 · answer #9 · answered by echo c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you know any jokes that have come out in the last century? I heard all these when the Dean Sea was only critical, and Jesus was still an altar boy.
2006-11-28 02:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
ha ha
2006-11-28 02:34:13 · answer #11 · answered by justcurious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋