Quit drinking?

Question

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."

Answer 1

lol a good one setting up my day ,when I'm driving to work I'm still laughing to myself get some funny looks lol

Answer 2

Thats a Fine Joke.

Here's Another One

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One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers. They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun". The woman agrees, so they go back to her place. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing her hands and fingernails. She scrubs for a good 10-20 minutes before finally going into the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we tarted." "Oh, that makes sense," says the woman". "You're an anaesthetist, aren't you?" "Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback. "How did you know?" The woman answers, "I didn't feel a thing."

Answer 3

That is an oldie but a goodie. You know, that joke even appeared on one of the Tamil movies.

Answer 4

Man that's excellent. Cheers.

Answer 5

Still nice to keep the custom alive!!!

Answer 6

Ha, Ha, Ha......I mean sorry I've heard this one before. Still funny though.

Answer 7

Wow! Super! Loved it!

Answer 8

A good paddy joke.

Answer 9

Thats a good one.

Answer 10

I hope he doesn't get all preachy to his brothers now