take 1 n give 1 pls.
Father to kids: " ok...do not open that refrigerator, or I'll put a nail in you..understand?"
Kids: ok Dad...
After a while, Dad goes to Mom's room and starts the works, one of the kids get curious, peeps inside the door, then turns to his brother n says.." Hey bro..it seems Mom opened that fridge, coz Dad is putting a nail in her right now.."
2006-11-27 18:24:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh damn........ that was the the dirtiest joke i have ever heard.
A lady finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck.
Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
2006-11-27 22:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny wouldn't stop putting his fingers under the bathroom door while his father occupied the room. This habit irritated his Dad to the point where he decided to play a practical joke on his young son.
Dad took a jar of peanut butter into the washroom the next time he had to go and sure enough Johnny was busy wiggling his fingers under the door again. This time his father put a dab of peanut butter on a tissue and patted his fingers with it.
From the other side of the door there was an audible gasp as the little boy ran to his mother in terror. When Johnny's Dad came out he forgot he still had the peanut butter in hand making the image even more distressing for Johnny.
Johnny calmed down a little later after his mother explained the practice joke to him. Just as he was about to explain something to his mother there was a gasp from the front entrance. Johnny had paid his father back - inside his shoe.
2006-11-27 18:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by redcoat7121 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......a naughty one.......one for you
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
2006-11-28 18:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the beverage carts.
"I'd like a soda " said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something.
"Yes I would," he replied. "Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!".
2006-11-28 00:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't you spare the readers this kind of special favors?
2006-11-27 18:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a very bad joke. I am not taking this joke, so I am not giving any joke to you. sorry.
2006-11-27 18:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by k.n. s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apache Indian, did someone shoot an arrow up your ar$e???
Granted this is the Jokes section, but please show us some class.
2006-11-28 19:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... here is mine..
A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes." To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.”
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again. This time the baby's body comes out. "Holy $hit, your baby has a white body," the doctor says. "Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out. "Holy $hit! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said. "Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the a$s, it starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?" The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"
2006-11-27 18:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Good one good one!!!
It reminds me when I used to sneak into my parents` bedroom to see what happened all night!
Looool!!!!!
2006-11-27 20:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No give no take
2006-11-27 22:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋