A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside.
"Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
2006-11-27 18:08:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one lol.
2006-11-27 18:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confession .
2006-11-28 02:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by jyone scotani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The heading for this section is Jokes and Riddles and so I have another. What the fcuk is BLHART's problem?
2006-11-28 02:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol very good one hope i can remenber some of your jokes lol
2006-11-28 03:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it lol
2006-11-28 02:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now you're really starting to scare me.
A you gonna hunt me down?
2006-11-28 03:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-28 02:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Coolguy_punjabi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-11-28 02:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
creepily funny.
2006-11-28 02:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kenneth R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-11-28 03:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Gaelan M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋