I can do without the constant yapping and I don't want to have to speak to the wife constantly. Not deaf, just mute.
2006-11-27 18:02:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
This is no joke. I'm dead serious about this.
2006-11-27 18:15:08 · update #1
I'm not surprised. Some people have strange desires and I respect your preference. No need to explain.
2006-11-27 18:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Toshihiro 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think you want a wife who doesn't speak. I think you want a wife with no personality and no desires or opinions, someone who expects nothing of you. Because if you had a wife who was just mute, it doesn't mean she wouldn't find some other way of communicating with you.
I agree with the patron who said you should get a blow-up doll. Actually, check out RealDoll.com (I think that's the name). It costs a lot of money, but they'll custom-build a doll for you that looks almost real. It's clear that you don't want and can't handle a real human being.
2006-11-28 08:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most husbands want this. Maybe not mute all the time, only when they are at home alone. Sexy, loving girlfriends inevitably turn into nagging women.
2006-11-27 19:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would get old, too. they know how to make the "silent treatment" just as annoying as the nagging. Not all women, just a few special ones all of the time. And all of them, some of the time.
Maybe it's just a phase that she'll grow out of. LOL
2006-11-27 22:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all because I always wanted a deaf/mute man in my life so there would be no complications from what I had to say out loud..........................
2006-11-28 03:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by the wife 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one that is practically a mute. It is practically heaven - I highly recommend mutes as mates.
2006-11-28 05:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is definitely not the kind of relationship I would want. I'd like to have a partner that I can discuss things with, share opinions with and learn from. I think it's sad that you assume that your wife would say things that you wouldn't want to hear. And I think it's sad that you'd like inequality in your relationship; you'd like to be able to talk to her and be understood, but not want to hear from her. I suppose I'm not the kind of woman you want.
2006-11-28 09:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the funniest thing i've ever heard, i hope your being serious cause that makes it so much funnier
2006-11-27 18:09:58 · answer #8 · answered by dolce 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Consider a blow-up doll.
2006-11-27 18:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's a great idea. I'm not even joking.
2006-11-27 18:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Bastardo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋