A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.” The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.” The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”
2006-11-27 17:48:28 · 19 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehe i love that joke....
2006-11-27 17:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta give that a 7
2006-11-27 18:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2006-11-28 15:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool!just watch ur punctuation,cuz some of them should be exclamation point
2006-11-27 18:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-27 18:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor chap, nice joke
2006-11-27 18:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe ~ U becoming naughty ~ LoL
2006-11-27 18:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-11-28 00:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7.5/10
2006-11-27 20:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's hilarious!
2006-11-27 17:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by ?Johanna Loves Superman? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny!!!
2006-11-27 19:21:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋