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I've noticed all the incredible accusation's about the extreame power of Chuck Norrise's roundhouse kick's and how ubelievably tough Chuck Norrise is:

http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=194

But I think Bruce Lee could've broke Chuck Norris in two with one of his lightning fast, super sonic kick's.

What do you think?

2006-11-27 17:36:02 · 20 answers · asked by flyboy711672005 1 in Sports Martial Arts

20 answers

Bruce Lee is probably the quickest human ever.....And pound for pound, probably one of the strongest most effective moving machine ever...Bruce Lee

2006-11-27 17:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by marcolam31 2 · 0 1

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

I still vote for Bruce though, he taught Chuck everything he knows.

2006-11-28 04:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They actually fought in a movie. The movie was "Way of the Dragon" and Bruce Lee kicked Chucks butt. If I recall correctly, Bruce Lee wanted to get a boxer (was it Joe Louis?-can't remember) but the boxer didn't want to appear on film being beaten. This I believe was the movie that started it all for Chuck Norris, so he owes quite a lot of his fame to Bruce Lee.

In real life, who knows. I think Bruce Lee wanted to demonstrate in the movie how one should fight a person like Chuck Norris. And I'll have to give Bruce Lee the edge because the guy is just so quick.

2006-11-27 20:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by ragdefender 6 · 0 0

Christie Brinkley could beat Chuck Norrise with the Total Gym.

2016-05-22 21:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is a fairly good question, but the problem is you simply do not comprhend the utter power and control over your life that Chuck Norris has. If he gets wind of this posting, he will likely roundhouse you into oblivion, or North Dakota, which amounts to the same thing.

While Bruce Lee had amazing martial arts skills, he did not have the complete command of ****-whupping that Chuck Norris has. Chuck could kick it, chop it, shoot it, punch it, stab it, filet it, spontaneously combust it, and ever just outright stare it to death with the best of them. On top of that, he gets to sell exercise equipment on infomercials with Christie Brinkley who is still a total biscuit, and even has Wesley Snipes joining in to help! If you can bend Wesley Snipes to your will, you are 100% certified badass!

Norris, no question. I'd roundhouse you myself, but that honor is reserved for "The Man" himself and no other.

2006-12-01 12:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0 1

Chuck has the size advantage but Bruce would still be my bet.
Never mind the movies since all that is make believe. When it comes to kicks, Chunk has power but no speed and is not that versitile. "Super foot" Wallace wooped his a** in tournament during his competition era. I have serious doubt that he would be able to land a solid kick on Bruce the "dragon"

2006-11-27 20:57:05 · answer #6 · answered by minijumbofly 5 · 0 0

Bruce sounds great but frankly his moves were done mostly in Movies. Chuck had actual ring and fighting experience. Experience takes it. I say Chuck would crush Bruce.

2006-11-29 08:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by TriGuy 2 · 0 0

Bruce Lee would defeat Chuck Norris due to the fact that although good, Norris doesnt know when to strike.

2006-11-28 01:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Two of the greatest martial artists thee world has ever seen. I think that Bruce was faster and would have beaten Chuck eventually. Speed always beats muscles.

2006-11-27 18:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

is this a serious question? chuck and other great martial artists are former student of Bruce lee.. the exaggeration of chuck being godlike is just for fun and shouldn't be taken seriously. i mean chuck eating a rubix cube and shitting it out solved? come on... lol

2006-11-27 19:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Phi Long 1 · 0 0

Didn't you see the movie where Bruce and Chuck fought to the death? Poor Chuck....

2006-11-27 17:44:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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