Little Jack Huffet
Sat on his tuffet
Eating his curds-and-whey pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a spider...
2006-11-27 15:47:31 · 15 answers · asked by alnitaka 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so he called his lawyer and they successfully sued the pie company for a kajillion dollars!
2006-11-27 15:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are mixing together two different nursery rhymes.
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
He put in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said, "What a good boy am I."
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
That sat down beside her,
Frightening Miss Muffet away.
2006-11-27 23:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anniesgran 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm i cant think of a next line for yours.. but how about this one
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her panties all wet and warm.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with the horn.
2006-11-28 00:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Dior Chick 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go back to rhyme college
2006-11-27 23:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by seelee916 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And said what a good girl am I
2006-11-27 23:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by the_fatmanwalksalone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spider bit him and now he'll die
2006-11-27 23:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by deadkelly_1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that bit jack in his face
2006-11-27 23:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by Nastassia T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and asked for a calazone
2006-11-28 00:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know why don't you ask jack huffet
2006-11-27 23:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by boricua cello player 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it freaked him out and bit his eye
2006-11-27 23:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by darien_bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋