2006-11-27 15:39:04 · 10 answers · asked by Audee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well there's lots.
But, recently...I was in the shopping centre, and normally when I walk, I have my right hand just a little behind my back holding my cellphone...
Well, there I am walking down the centre, THINKING I was holding my cellphone until all of a sudden a man taps my shoulder and coughs..I turn around to talk to him and he says quite simply "I think you have something of mine" well..I'm at a total loss and I'm like "I do...erm whats that then"...Then he looks down...and what do I have...only his penis in my hand!!! I'd been holding it for about 5 minutes, thinking it was my cellphone...I turned red and just ran away! lol...Hope this made you giggle...it did me, once I'd overcome my embarrasment!
2006-11-27 16:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by tahanni 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 9 my family and a couple other relatives were watching TV, some of us were sitting on the floor. My dad was laying on his side just in front of me watching TV. I was playing with a ketsup package, squeezing it back and forth , then I folded it and squeezed again. Suddenly I heard a discusting sound and the package was empty. Looking on the floor around me , I saw nothing. Then I looked up and saw ketsup all over my dads back. He was froze because he thought the cat went to the bathroom on his back.
2006-11-28 00:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably too many to count. But on Thursday night I was reading this really boring book for an essay I had to write for my history class. I was in the big library at the university when I fell asleep. I had a girl who was sitting beside me wake me up. She said I was snoring so loud that everyone in the library was talking about who should wake me up.
2006-11-27 23:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello dear, my whole life has been a laugh....I make laughter a daily thing....but here's a good one....once at a rest stop, I had to use the bathroom, right....well the women's bathroom was totally occupied...and I was dying to go....so I thought to heck with it, I will use the men's....well, when I walked in one of the stalls and was relieving myself, a guy opened my stall door....he was as shocked as I was but I started laughing and barely got up without urinating all over myself....it was funny....glad it was in another state!!
2006-11-28 01:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
girl this one time wen it was little i used to always c some long white stones in the yard the thing with thees white stones is that they were soft and had holes through them so every were i went i would collect these stones cuz i thought it was a evolution and i wanted to get the props wen d "big guys" came , one day i was home sittin at the kitchen table so i wen for ma collection to count them, then ma mom walked in and scremed she sd"kim y do u ave dog poop all over ma new table"
2006-11-27 23:51:08 · answer #5 · answered by Nastassia T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When i was in third grade i went to one of my friend's birthday party. It was a sleepover so i had a big gift, sleeping bag, and overnight junk. when we rang the doorbell, my freind answered the door in her p.j's and told me that i was a week early. It was so embarrasing but funny and from then on when ever i went to a party, i double- no, triple checked to see if i had the date , time, and place right.
2006-11-27 23:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by Sunshine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was 5, I ate a whole box of chocolate flavoured ex-lax.
2006-11-28 00:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tripped on a packet of ketchup in my college cafe and i just happened to be on my way to a three hour lecture and i was wearing white pants....
2006-11-27 23:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl came on my face!
2006-11-28 05:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was born
2006-11-27 23:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋