I am *so* doomed. (And the fact that it is a re-post earns me a special place in Hades!)
Have a peace-filled evening!
: )
To the Tune of "We Gather Together"
We gather together
To ask lots of questions
We’ve posers and queries
We wish to make known
Like does our god hate us?
Will he incinerate us?
And which lucky kneelers
Will he call his own?
Just who is Ganesha?
And what did he teach ya’?
And was that guy Judas
A hero or chump?
And can you tell me, ma’am,
The pillars of Islam?
If Buddha took the middle way
Why was he so plump?
The trollish among us
Post drivel to bug us
Like “You’re All Reported!”
And “What Should I Do?”
But we do not hate them
We mostly tolerate them
(‘Cause if you report them
Then they’ll report you!)
We thank Yahoo Answers
For gathering together
The atheist, Christian,
The Muslim, the Jew
We’d never have met them,
We never will forget them
Though they raise our blood pressure
We learn from them too.
2006-11-27 14:55:13 · 7 answers · asked by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NICE!
2006-11-27 14:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! I love it! You made it fit, with all of the syllables in the right places as far as I can tell, you didn't stuff stuff in with no regard for the tune, and it sounds nice. You did a great job! I absolutely love it. And, in case you were wondering, the seven deadly sins are Pride, Envy, Sloth, Avarice (Greed), Gluttony, Lust, and Anger.
2006-11-27 23:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh lady being bored is not a sin, but all sins are deadly. man came up with seven deadly sins God looks at sins all the same not tithing (robbing God) Mal3:8 is the same as telling your friend her hideous dress looks good on her, its a lie which is also a sin.
2006-11-27 23:02:17 · answer #3 · answered by mimi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow!
I just looked at the other answers and you did get some response from inward looking, no humor sorts.
Good job!
2006-11-27 23:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blah, blah, blah...get to the point!
The seven sins that God hates refer to behavior, especially when it comes to evil!
2006-11-27 22:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The only sin there is, is to harm yourself or another everything else is fear and loneliness
2006-11-27 22:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
your probably going to hell. duh
2006-11-27 23:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by mikejones33333 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋