How to fake sick?

Question

I'm already sick, but well enough to go to school.
I need to finish an english project thats due tomorrow so I don't want to go.
Any idea how to fake sick?

Answer 1

Start to collect flem in your mouth and use some of it to make really bad coughs. THen get a lot and make a gigantic cough. THen start to act kind of drousy and light headed. Next if you want, go inti the bathrooom if you know your parents are near it and bring in a glass of smoothie or something thick. Pour it in the toilet periodicly so it souds like your couging it up. (make some sound effects) When you come out put some of it on your mouth in a sloppy manner and in your mouth to get the smell going. Slur in your words too. Hope this works! p.S. I've been in your situation plenty of times.

Answer 2

I can't believe I'm going to help you with this but since your project isn't done I would rather you get it done tomorrow rather than get a bad grade.. So here goes.

Tell your parents you are having diarhea. This usually gets instant sympathy. To pull this off it is best to spend a lot of time in running to the bathroom. This way they know that there is no way for you to be able to sit through class. They may try to give you an anti diarhea medication. If so just take the pills make it look like you took them then run suddenly to the bathroom and spit them out, be sure to flush. Complain about stomach cramps and feeling achy all over. You might even throw in feeling dizzy or a trip to the bathroom acting like you are going to throw up go ahead and make a few wrenching noises while your in there. But lock the door so they don't suddenly spring in to check on you and find your faking. Make sure to flush, so they hear it. Also and this is key don't overdo the stomach pains or they will take you straight to the ER. Place a cool washcloth over your face to feel better this well help dispell the whole you don't have a fever thing. It never hurts to wake them up early like way before you would get up for school teling them you feel bad. This is best to do at like 2 or 3 in the morning so they don't just think you are trying to get out of school. For example you can say Mom I'm having more diarhea and I don't feel good.

Good luck, next time make sure you get it done on time. If you use this too often you will end up at the doctors office and undergoing a bunch of tests.

Answer 3

The same thing happened to me in high school (twice). My mom was a pro at detecting all these things. The best thing i did was tell her that I really messed up and that I had a problem. I told her that I was really sorry that I didn't plan my time well and that I felt like an irresponsible student, and I wanted to stay home to finish my report. I even started to cry for reall because i was so disappointed in myself. She let me, and my Dad typed it and drove me to school late. They were a little disappointed, but glad that I was honest and asked for help. I don't know if it would work for you, but it made me feel so much better.

...by the way, I never did become a better student because I hated school, but I finished high school and found a successful career for myself. Hang in there, baby! There is life after school.

Answer 4

Yeah, I know a few. They're listed below.

1. Put a warm rag on your head, then take it off once your head gets hot.
2. When your parents are around you, go into the restroom and stay in their for a couple of minutes. Once you come out, lean forward and hold your stomach saying, "I don't feel good..."
3. NEVER smile or laugh.
4. Make some tears roll down, but don't start a tantrum.

That's as many as I can think of, good luck!

Answer 5

Put a heating pad on your forehead with a dry cloth between the pad and your forehead. Complain about chills and diarrhea. Have a cup in the bathroom and fill with water. Run into bathroom like your gonna throw up and grab the glass with water and make the throw up sounds while dumping water in the toilet. Think of something that makes you sad so you can be crying. If they take your temp make sure heating pad is still on and put thermometer to that before they check it.

Answer 6

get off the computer and do ur homework and go to school, so u mean to tell me u want to ditch school for one class instead of asking the teacher to give u an extra day and take a point less, than to miss something that u might need like a pop quiz or other classes or home work. Don't think so go to school.

Answer 7

Everyone has already given great answers, but another tip is to rub your eyes with a warm washcloth. It will make them look a little redder and more worn out.

Answer 8

First, you should take a thermometer and run it under warm water. Then give it to your mom and ask her if you can stay home because you still aren't feeling well. When you're around her, a few coughs and sniffs wouldnt hurt.

Hope I helped

Answer 9

ok put a blowdryer to your forehead for like 20 seconds and go to the bathroom and fill your mouth up with water and make a gag sound and spit the water out

Answer 10

Your going to get really sick just cause your trying to get out of something. It will be about the time you have something fun planed.