During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
Did you pass, or do you want the bed next to his?
2006-11-27 14:19:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was thinking,
i could put the teaspoon in the tea cup,
then place them in the bucket
and put the bucket on my head while standing in the tub singing, "singing in the rain".......
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ill take the bed with the straps !
2006-11-27 14:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Can I have a padded cell? I really want a padded cell!
2006-11-27 23:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, give me the straight jacket.
2006-11-27 22:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i want the one near the window!!and a colorful straightjacket!!
2006-11-28 01:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill take the padded room instead. that way i can have fun for hours. lol.
2006-11-27 23:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by munchkin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i passed only because i've heard this before. otherwise put me in the padded room! wweeee!!!!!!!!
2006-11-27 22:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by leafy_c2i2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess ill be checkin into the bed next to his!!
2006-11-28 00:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they make straight jackets in pretty colors, cuz i failed!!!
2006-11-27 23:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-28 00:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want a new room
2006-11-27 22:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by FLOWERGRL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋