A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."......................................
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2006-11-27 13:58:03 · 8 answers · asked by I agree... 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was cute....
2006-11-27 14:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by SunShineBabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-27 15:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Turkey
2006-11-27 14:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-11-30 13:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really really Funny... still laughing... good one!!!
2006-11-27 14:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah!!!! that is so freakin funny!!!! teeheeheehee!!! omg omg omg omg omg!!!!! i cant stop laughin!!!!hahahahaha rollin on the floor laughin!!!hahahahahah!!!! that is so freakin funny!!!! teeheeheehee!!! omg omg omg omg omg!!!!! i cant stop laughin!!!!hahahahaha rollin on the floor laughin!!!hahahahahah!!!! that is so freakin funny!!!! teeheeheehee!!! omg omg omg omg omg!!!!! i cant stop laughin!!!!hahahahaha rollin on the floor laughin!!!hahahahahah!!!! that is so freakin funny!!!! teeheeheehee!!! omg omg omg omg omg!!!!! i cant stop laughin!!!!hahahahaha rollin on the floor laughin!!!
2006-11-27 14:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...very funny!
2006-11-27 14:05:34 · answer #7 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!!
2006-11-27 14:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by theprincesskyrstin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋