my gf is being hecka nosy and wont stop bugging me about thinking i was cheating. how do i get her to shut up
2006-11-27 13:34:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The best way is to remain single the rest of your life if you are going to be a freaking no good, scum-bag, cheatin' pig!!
2006-11-27 13:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disclaimer: I'm not advising anyone to cheat by offering the tips below. Just for fun only! Pls do not attack me!
Tip No. 1: Have 2 handphones/lines, never just delete text messages from the phone your partner has access to. The history will still be around! :/
Tip No. 2: Look for affair partners who also has the same agenda as you, not some young fool who is looking for happily-ever-after romance.
Tip No. 3: Get the other party to go for a health checkup, to ensure that they do not have STDs or AIDS.
Tip No. 4: Do not boast about your affairs or attraction for good looking people in front of your OFFICIAL partner. He/she will feel insecure and stick to you like glue and you wouldn't want that kind of "disturbance"!
Tip No. 5: Try not to drastically change the pattern of your sex life with your OFFICIAL partner. This will surely cause undue suspicions! Imagine if it's you....
Tip No. 6: Please refrain from falling in love with the temporary partner. Divorce is just too troublesome, sideline activity is not ;P
Tip. No 7: End the affair if you have a gut feeling that someone's gonna pounce on you or is suspecting something...
2006-11-27 22:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs Kee 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, were you cheating? If so be a man, grow some kahunas and fess up. Why do you want to be with one girl and cheat on her with someone else? Ego problems?
2006-11-27 21:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't cheat. That's the BEST way to go about it. If you're cheatin, you are wrong.
2006-11-27 21:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
STAY SINGLE that way the only one your cheating is yourself.
2006-11-27 21:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by KATIEKAT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
find a new girl friend
2006-11-27 21:37:42 · answer #6 · answered by Julie J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um... how 'bout u don't cheat then?
2006-11-27 21:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by Stacie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋