Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming
Why are men such wankers?
Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.
Why don't women talk during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.
How does a man show a woman that he is planning for the future?
He buys ten cases of beer.
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
No one knows because it's never been done.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night.
A widow
Why do married women weigh more than single women?
Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
A man once asked God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God answered: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man asked, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied: "So she would love a wanker like you."
2006-11-27 13:17:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
2006-11-27 13:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I just want to say that I don't believe in sexism, but a lot of lesbians I know do actually hate men. That logic is skewed because being a women who feels oppressed or in competition with men is different than a cisman who hates other straight men just because. You can almost understand where those lesbians are coming from because of male privilege and double standards and all of those good things.. but yea not all lesbians hate men. (but some do) (( that equation doesn't work out))
2016-05-23 16:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the above statements ain't true, as for the rest?
2006-11-27 18:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for someone who hates guys. You are seriously missing out though.
2006-11-27 14:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by Nicholas L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ok , but do you think we'v got any bad points , ha ha hah !
2006-11-27 17:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You funny lady! Sad, but funny!
2006-11-27 15:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was so true but you watch all the blokes have a go now. lol
2006-11-27 15:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-27 13:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lmao they're good. 10/10
2006-11-27 13:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cool... I think How is that really a question cause you answered them all youself!
2006-11-27 13:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh my god lol how very true, i had great joy reading this out to my husband and believe me he was not amused. keep up the good work look forward to your next one. my hubby has gone on one now god how true your wards are. he he ha ha.
2006-11-27 13:26:11 · answer #11 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋