A fireman was polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he noticed a pretty little girl next door sitting in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the bottom.
The little girl was wearing a fireman's red, helmet and had tied the cart to a dog and a cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That's a lovely fire engine," he said admiringly.
"Thanks," said the little girl.
The fireman looked closer and noticed that the little girl had tied one of the carts strings to the dog's collar and the other to the cat's testicles.
"Little colleague," said the firefighter. "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."
A puzzled frown creased the little girl's pretty face for a moment. She looked at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat and then shyly looked into the fireman's eyes and said: "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a ******* siren, would I?"
2006-11-27 13:04:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice, I bet the cats 'scream' would be almost as loud as some of the moans you get from animal lovers with no sense of humour
2006-11-27 18:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-27 21:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animal Cruelty!!!
2006-11-27 21:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Reooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
2006-11-28 03:32:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor, poor kitty cat!
2006-11-27 22:35:48 · answer #5 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.
2006-11-27 22:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not nice for the poor cat.
2006-11-27 21:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats ssssssssssooooooooooo funny
2006-11-27 21:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one from a aother website:
http://www.crazyjokes.tk
Although very hilarious....
Laterz......im gonna nap nap!
2006-11-27 22:01:14 · answer #9 · answered by I agree... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cruel be nice to ******* i am i always stand up for them
2006-11-27 21:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋