Guardian Angel on the Job
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2006-11-27 12:15:21 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No prob i am out of question anyway :)
C-Ya!
2006-11-27 12:20:53 · update #1
i am not sure.
2006-11-27 12:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why are you so hard on the angel after saving your life twice. The bible did say God gives each of us a guardian angel. You did as you were instructed by the angel and what on the end it seems you are displeased with him regarding your marriage. The joke centers on one thing and that is, it seems you wish the angel was there to give you instructions regarding your marriage as well. If things in your marriage is not well do not blame the angel, he is only a protector unless you dash your foot against a stone and you only knows if you did, reason the angel not present when you got married.
2006-11-27 12:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A CHINESE BUD DIST PRIEST WENT PARACHUTING , WHEN HE JUMPED OUT OF THE PLAIN HIS CHUTE WON'T DEPLOY , THEN THE PRIEST PUT HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND STARTING YELLING ( BU DA , BU DA , BU DA , BU DA ) RIGHT THEN A GIANT HAND REACHED OUT FROM THE CLOUDS AND CAUGHT HIM JUST BEFORE HE HIT THE GROUND , THEN THE PRIEST WIPED THE SWEAT OFF HIS BROW AND SAID OH! THANK GOD , THEN THE GIANT HAND SMASHED HIM TO THE GROUND WITH SUCH FORCE . GET IT ?
2006-11-27 12:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great,i have been saved that very same way with the voice and all i listened and im here today as you see, its true
2006-11-27 12:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm not laughing.
2006-11-27 12:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by David S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly funny. :o1
2006-11-27 12:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by xxxxxkikixxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2006-11-27 12:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋