Here are some that I know of personally. (My dad's a preacher)
An older man in our church was offering a prayer before the Lord's Supper and prayed, "Father, we ask your blessings today on this Fruit of the Loom."
An elder meant to announce in church that there would be a homemade candy pulling at Dick Crownover's house for the young people after services. What he said was, "There will be a d*ck pulling for the young people at Candy Crownover's house after church."
A pretty rough older man whom my father had been working on to become a Christian for some time finally accepted Christ and was being baptized. As the man entered the water he blurted out "G*d d*mn, that's cold."
A preacher was delivering a sermon standing behind a wooden lecturn when he looked down and saw his fly was open. He said, "Let's pray." He then knelt down behind the lecturn and while praying zipped up his pants. When he stood back up, though, he had zipped his tie into his pants.
2006-11-27 11:43:40 · 7 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am a pentecostal pastor, we believe you can dance before the Lord in praise and worship. This rather large chested lady was jumping and her blouse came unbuttoned.
Also we were having a program called Heavens Gates and Hells flames. These two guys were walking down the isle talking in their microphones, and the one said "Well Butch how the He** are are you doing?"
Two years later the same program a man forgot his line, and again in the mic he said sh** I forgot my line.
One more During a baptismal service a lady wore a button up blouse and when she came up the buttons had come undone.
2006-11-27 12:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i didnt actually see it but one of my teachers was at a church service at a large church in Florida. At the church the congregation was divided racially, whites on one side, blacks on the other, and a bit of a mix with a large number of hispanics in the middle. My teacher tells me he did not like this set-up, but went on through it knowing that it was a natural human tendancy. What really got him, he tells me, is when the preacher looked mainly at the white side of the church, sometimes in the middle of the congregation, but never at the black side. He was so disgusted he got up and left in the middle of the service.
2006-11-27 11:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once, the choir launched into a song. After starting, we realized we didn't have the words in front of us. We tried to carry on, and got a about half a line in.
And then we realized none of us knew the words by heart, so we had to stop and start over.
2006-11-27 11:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by evolver 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a cute little girl with her Mom. She started to become restless and bored. Her Mom picked her up and held her in her arms to quiet her. She began to talk out loud. The Mother told her to become quiet again. The little girl was uninterested in being there and wanted to get down and run around. Her Mom could not control her. The little girl screams out loudly, "Don't you pinch me" I could see the Mother wishing she could fade away.
2006-11-27 11:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did not really "see"this, but it was embarrassing. In the middle of the sermon, the pastors cell phone started ringing. We all got a good laugh out of it.
2006-11-27 11:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Especially the baptized guy.
2006-11-27 11:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL thats funny.
2006-11-27 11:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋