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2006-11-27 11:34:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

ANSWER - Slow down and use a lubricant!!

2006-11-27 11:40:19 · update #1

24 answers

i have a girlfriend? boy! my boyfriends goingto get mad when he finds this out..

2006-11-27 11:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ensure all windows and doors are closed, evacuate the building, use a suitable fire-extinguisher if available and safe to do so, then dial 999 ask for fire brigade.

2006-11-27 11:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by MICHAEL B 2 · 0 0

Break the habit really quick or leave! Smoking is the number one turn off!

2006-11-27 11:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by littlegoober75 4 · 0 0

geez guys it was a joke and it had nothing to do with smoking anything. Wow u guys are taking it kind of serious. i give this joke a 10/10

2006-11-28 12:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0 0

Put her out! Roll her on the ground, throw water on her. Something quick! LOL

2006-11-27 11:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by crzyfiregirls 2 · 0 0

Slow that jackhammer down.

2006-11-27 11:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by robtheman 6 · 0 0

use a better type of lubricant i use vaseline

2006-11-27 13:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are a non smoker, then I would ask her politely, if she would be kind enough not to smoke in your presence

2006-11-27 11:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0 0

You put this question under jokes and riddles?

First, don't let her smoke in your house or your car.
Second, if she won't quit, dump her.

2006-11-27 11:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stop causing so much friction with the rubbing together. lol

2006-11-27 15:27:29 · answer #10 · answered by Darkwing 3 · 0 0

Smell!!

2006-11-27 11:37:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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