Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
ya get it?
2006-11-27 11:22:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL im rotlf (rolling on the floor laughing) whoa wait.......................................................................... definetliey a thumbs up........for you whoa i cant stop laughing i love brunette and red jokes and blonde jokes e-mail me at funkymonkey2517@yahoo.com to hear me jokes or I could e-mail you either way
Ok here is the joke(s) A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Guess who knows the state capitals?
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2006-11-27 11:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 stars
2006-11-27 11:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awe! I get it! Poor Blonde! I'm a Blonde! I have sympathy for them! I would have done the same thing! Lol!
2006-11-27 11:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so funny! i didn't get it at first. im a little slow tonight. I 've heard that one before, but it's still funny!
2006-11-27 11:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it. It is an old one. I have read like dozens alone on Y!A
2006-11-27 11:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats the funniest thing I've heard all day Good one!!
2006-11-27 12:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♫ ♥ Da JoneZ♥ ♫♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, great one
2006-11-27 11:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by Genadi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-11-27 11:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by aprillindee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. Oh not funny it was Hilarius!
2006-11-27 11:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thts pretty funny
nice job
i mean i am opposed 2 blond jokes
but tht was pretty funny
finally some one knows wat humor is
lol
2006-11-27 11:36:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋