Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. [just a joke animal lovers, i <3 animals too]
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble
TBC..
2006-11-27 11:12:39 · 11 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
2006-11-27 11:13:11 · update #1
Cute! And true!
2006-11-27 11:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!
2006-11-27 19:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by crzyfiregirls 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for giving me the best laugh i have had all day! Shared these with friends.
2006-11-27 19:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by bamamama700 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, those were true and cute.
2006-11-27 19:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are very cute!
2006-11-27 19:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are cute & true.
2006-11-27 19:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones dude
2006-11-27 19:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by bmebodymod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How very (and unfortunately) true.
2006-11-27 19:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks and ir is actually true what you are saying,we just don't think about it.
2006-11-27 19:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..true
2006-11-27 19:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by tiggerslily2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋