Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2006-11-27 11:11:52 · 9 answers · asked by nicky_bronx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. this one was funny. thanks100000000. it made my day. i can imagine the look in her eyes when the guards fired. for a second she must have though hers would have been the best escape phrase. lol.
2006-11-27 11:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes sitting on the ground,
One fell off!
2006-11-27 11:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rate this as 9/10 cant make other comments or will get a violation
2006-11-27 11:16:14 · answer #3 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!! That is funny! I miss the blonde jokes - you don't seem to hear many of them anymore!!!
2006-11-27 11:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst blonde joke I`ve ever heard, funny left me at "This is a classic?"
keep on copying, don`t think... keep it together quick brain!
2006-11-27 11:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, classic one
im blonde II
'ready!, Aim.....'Farts"
2006-11-27 11:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice retelling of an old "classic".
2006-11-27 11:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been on here before - but it's still good.
2006-11-27 12:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO,, you made a dull night brighter,,, loved it.
2006-11-27 11:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by avery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋