A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing!?!" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing!?!" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television, with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing?" she asked in shock.
He replied, "What's it look like? I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."
2006-11-27 10:57:09 · 9 answers · asked by nicky_bronx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard that one. Glad you shared it though it made me smile!!!
2006-11-27 11:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tyara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it but still funny even tho its been on yahoo like 10 times thanx for the laugh!!
2006-11-27 10:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! That's really good. Never heard it before. Awsome.
2006-11-27 12:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lady_Crimsyn1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-11-27 11:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new (to me) joke, thank you.
2006-11-27 17:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THATS PRETTY FUNNY
2006-11-27 11:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's comedy
2006-11-27 11:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-27 11:02:50 · answer #8 · answered by Diane E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-27 11:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Caboose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋