dirty star wars pickup lines?

Question

Anyone know any funny pickup lines that have to do with star wars? My friend is having a star wars party and I want to make him a funny card. I tried looking some up online but they were all lame... the more inappropriate, the funnier it is.

Answer 1

"You may fire when ready"
"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper"
"You definately belong up here in the clouds" (cheesy pick up line)

A NEW HOPE


'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'


THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK


'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

'Control, control, you must learn control!'


RETURN OF THE JEDI


'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

'In time you will call me master.'

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

Answer 2

Star Wars Pickup Lines

Answer 3

1. Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get! 2. "Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy." 3. My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary. 4. I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk. 5. I need a babysitter tonight cas my parents aren't going to be home..Interested? 6. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 7. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

Answer 4

Wanna play with my ewok/jawa/tontons?

Answer 5

Is that a wookie in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Answer 6

Is that an Ewok in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Answer 7

you know the old lightsabor in your pants is all ways good or may be not !


LOL

Answer 8

would you like to sky walk on my chubacca