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couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she canմ sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place."

2006-11-27 09:29:29 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

That one's great, too. Good show.

2006-11-27 09:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

Yeah! That is pretty funny!! I definitely like it! But I wanna know why the ribbon works! Anyways, good use of your 5 points. Much appreciated.

2006-11-27 09:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you realise that hundreds of men are going to wake up tomorrow with ribbon tied round their testicles dont you ???
;o)

2006-11-27 09:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Very funny.

2006-11-27 09:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats funny

2006-11-27 13:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was funny and i can imagine people actually trying that inorder to sleep.

2006-11-27 10:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny in a werid sort of way?

2006-11-27 09:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jordan 2 · 0 0

hahahaha too funny

2006-11-27 09:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohoho!

I think that covers it

2006-11-27 09:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

funny!

2006-11-27 09:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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