Egbert the village idiot starts work as a treefeller. He picks up his chainsaw & away he goes. After 1 day the foreman calls him in & tells him while the other men are cutting 200 trees a day he's only cutting 90 & he'd better improve or its the sack. After 2 more days he's called in again & told he's improved to 140 trees a day but it's still not good enough. 2 days later he's in front of the foreman again, he's covered in sweat & trembling. The foreman says...'Look Egbert your'e now cutting 180 trees a day but still 20 short of the rest of the men, is there something wrong with your chainsaw'? The foreman takes Egbert's chainsaw to examine it & starts it up..... Egbert jumps back & shouts..........'Hold on'!.......... 'What's that friggin' noise'!!
2006-11-27 09:26:26 · 7 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at least he was trying.but he was too dumb to use common sence to turn on d chain saw....d joke was crazy and off da hook
2006-11-29 08:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i feel so bad for him! Its HILARIOUS !! good one lol (made ME laugh) =)
2006-11-27 17:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by - - 3lizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha not bad!
2006-11-27 17:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by fr3aky_lb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he...thats funny!
2006-11-27 17:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was excellent lol.
2006-11-27 17:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, that's funny!!
2006-11-27 17:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then how did he cut the trees......?
2006-11-27 17:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by Emochick 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋