A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor.
The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate.
So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor's advice.
When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed,... naked! So he ripped off his clothes and began making love with her. Eventually, they wound up in the "69" position and then the man felt an enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked off a few shots with his new starter pistol.
They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his results. He said, "It didn't work out for me, Doc! When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
2006-11-27 09:18:55 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought it was funny..
2006-11-27 09:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet_Brunette 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-27 09:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by keylargococonut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isnt Funny for me
2006-11-27 09:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by VNSN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better but it was pretty funny none the less.
2006-11-27 09:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Katina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny not hilarious
2006-11-27 09:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by Bella Donna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-01-28 00:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$hella funny! lol that was the laugh of the day! well so far
2006-11-27 09:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by tari j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious. Gross, but funny
2006-11-27 12:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lady_Crimsyn1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-27 09:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny as hell, keep 'em coming.
2006-11-27 09:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt get it....but that is me and I am blonde......give me a day or two....it will sink in.
2006-11-27 09:24:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋