Ok my favorite jokes are the corny ones...looking to expend the ones I have. The shorter the better...
Examples:
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Did you hear about the two attennas that got married?
The wedding was alright but the reception was wonderful
2006-11-27 09:05:35 · 6 answers · asked by l_train 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff
What kind of horses go out after dawn? Nightmares
What did the evil chicken lay? Devilled Eggs
What did the termite say when he walked into a bar? "Is there a bartender here?"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming Trunks!
What did the bedspread say to the sheet? "I've got you covered"
Why are baby boys dressed in Blue, and baby girls dressed in Pink? Because they can't dress themselves!
What fastfood do sea monsters eat? Fish and Ships
Who are the longest speakers? Prisoners- they can spend years on one sentence.
=D
2006-11-27 09:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A true story.
The other day I was driving. There was a truck in front of me and a box fell out of the back of the truck. It hit the road and burst open. It was full of thumb tacks. Must have been for some office supply or something. Well, I swerved left and then I swerved right and I got around them without hitting a single one. A cop instantly pulled me over.
He gave me a ticket for tacks evasion.
2006-11-27 09:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind. It's over your head.
2006-11-27 10:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and says " Ow "
2006-11-27 09:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Eric M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a life Emochick, and learn to spell...it's funny how you insult blondes when you're dumber than a tree...REPORTED...
Oh yes, and if someone says that you're Emo, you say, "No i'm not"...b/c emo was invented as an insult...retard.
2006-11-27 09:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A safe falls onto a man and the man says "Where's my safe?"
2006-11-27 09:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋