how funny are these?

Question

Three newlywed couples were having breakfast together at the honeymoon hotel's restaurant. When the food finally arrived, the first husband, eager to display his love for his bride said, "Pass the honey, honey."

Not to be outdone, the second husband said "Pass the sugar, sugar."

The third wife looked at her husband, expecting similar treatment. Not to be outdone he blurted out "Pass the pork, pig."




a drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few.

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Answer 1

laughing......keep em coming

Answer 2

i like them both. the second one more than the first.

Answer 3

i didn't like the 2nd one i like the first 1

Answer 4

Tee Hee, second ones a good one!

Answer 5

thats ssssssssssoooooooo funny especially the first one haahaha more

Answer 6

lol i liked the second one the best

Answer 7

I like the last one the most. lol

Answer 8

lol, I like them both, especially the first one...

Answer 9

dont give up the day job

Answer 10

1) not funny.

2) very funny.