A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent says, "Yes, ma'am," grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her into a large inner tube, pulls her out the back door and downhill to the river bank, where he pushes her in and sends her floating down the river. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays down her money and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for awhile before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?" The second blond replies, "They didn't last year."
2006-11-27 08:32:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Erica B.: Blondes have more fun so why can't we joke about them?
2006-11-27 09:17:31 · update #1
ROTFL!! XD That was a funny one.
2006-11-27 08:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by LacrymosaX995 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you like this one... Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2016-05-23 14:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one haha
I'm Blonde and I have never heard that one. For some reason people think blonds need to hear dumb blonde jokes
2006-11-27 08:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by Erika B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Lol! Quite funny, that was.
2006-11-27 11:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-11-27 10:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .. Gud 1
2006-11-27 08:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-27 08:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a couple of dumb-dumbs! lol
2006-11-27 08:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2006-11-27 08:34:40 · answer #9 · answered by Yo it's Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was excellent lol.
2006-11-27 09:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋