Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic as he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the chemist to get some advice and condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a three-pack, a ten-pack or a family pack. "I'm REALLY going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice!" The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents," she says. "Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table, where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a bloody pharmacist."
2006-11-27 08:22:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do some people insist on comments like "Thats an old one"..???
I dont see these critics telling any jokes, and the general reaction is making people at least smile...so to the few critics..shut up
2006-11-27 08:52:55 · update #1
Very funny Skid Mark! Noticed you changed your name, between you and Ploppy Pants you'll keep us laughing for ever...
2006-11-27 08:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke and yes it may have been posted before, so what, how hard is it to find a joke that hasnt?
personally if i have read a joke before i dont waste 30 seconds or so saying seen it or old, whats the point, some people havent seen it and for those its funny
and you are so right, all of the knockers dont post jokes, they just slate us that do.
you keep posting and we will keep laughing
2006-11-27 09:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke. But then the more I read it I hate it. Wouldn't the guy realize that the kid is the boy buying condoms? If he is with him for an hour, he would remember. Also, who would let someone just pray for 20 minutes? You know? But I realize it's a joke, so that's why I laugh still, but it just bugs me. But jokes are jokes.
2016-05-23 14:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - finally a joke thats actually funny....that one will def get circulated
thx for the laughs
2006-11-27 08:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by GAgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice that made me laugh out loud
2006-11-27 08:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhh lovely.
2006-11-27 08:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, quite good, well worth the effort.
2006-11-27 08:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny!!!
2006-11-27 08:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a nice one. nice joke. if i were voting it would be a 10/10
2006-11-27 08:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeous George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so great!!! It also sounds like a total nightmare.
2006-11-27 09:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋