My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says "Well, if you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
2006-11-27 08:21:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bagdad Pete: No I shave thank you. Do Iraqi women shave or is it like a forest down there? Nair Stinks!!!
2006-11-27 09:19:50 · update #1
That is a great story. I will tell it often. You are so naughty.
2006-11-27 08:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by united9198 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wanna put chemicals near your "schnauzer" ? yeah good luck with that. Just get it waxed. Sucks to be you i guess.
2006-11-27 16:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by Baghdad Pete ! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice one, good for a chuckle.
2006-11-27 17:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just laughed out loud! Good one!
2006-11-27 16:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty good, hopefully i can remember how to tell it.
2006-11-27 16:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Chrispy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who call their c'unt a schnauzer?
2006-11-27 16:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-27 16:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
didn't get it
2006-11-27 16:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha..................
2006-11-27 16:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋