A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions. "Onions?" the son asks.
Yes, you see them and they make you cry"
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks.
Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
2006-11-27 08:15:33 · 12 answers · asked by shughes2000_2000 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
OMG hahaha that's so funny!
2006-11-27 08:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got news for your little story.. That is not true in all case's
but that is private infromation here.....
sure wouldnt want that report button to click on me......
bye have agood day
2006-11-27 16:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by apostle1938 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was good, thank you I needed that.
2006-11-27 16:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"your all right, what time you due back in boy's town"
Al Chervic, Caddyshack
2006-11-27 16:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by mohvictor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-27 16:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by lara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bah humbug
2006-11-27 17:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA good one!
2006-11-27 16:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by Just me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts funi man :)
2006-11-27 16:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥çhÃrLiê $tå瀥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahh that was really funny wer did you get that joke........... ;)hahahah
2006-11-27 19:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by .:baby*gurl*aliyah:. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha..............OMG! thats soo funny!!
2006-11-27 16:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by LiL mZ sMiLeZ ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋